69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
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So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
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Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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