VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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