I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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