they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I am mentally ready for anal.
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