i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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