He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
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you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
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I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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