whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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