i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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