have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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