I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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