i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
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I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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