Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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