just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
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We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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