god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
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hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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