Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
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I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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