Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
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