okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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