he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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