the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
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Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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