If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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