Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just gift wrapped bread.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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