just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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