i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
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She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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