As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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