so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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