Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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