Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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