Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
only if we run a train.
done.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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