Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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