when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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