Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
you never un-have a 4some
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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