I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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