Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
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I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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