Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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