ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
honey bunches of taint.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Someone came in the potted fern
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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