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(973): View more from New Jersey

ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4

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(313): View more from Michigan

I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes

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(901): View more from Tennessee

as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"

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(513): View more from Ohio

He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him

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(816): View more from Missouri

I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?

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(209): View more from California

Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.

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(323): View more from California

Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.

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your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...

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and no, I don't care how how hot he is

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