You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
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why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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