I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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