Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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