I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
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I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
i think im in europe. pls send help
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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