That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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