You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
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Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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