are you still at the devil's house?
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
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You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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