I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
We are two peas in an std pod
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
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so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
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I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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