There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Randomize
