They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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