i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
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I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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