Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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