a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
