What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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