North Korea, Best Korea!
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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