Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
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I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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