Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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