Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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