Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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